Even More Baby Card Sayings and New Baby Sayings
Posted on May 31, 2008
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You’ve probably landed on this page because you know somebody who just had, or is about to have a new baby and you’re looking for Baby Card Sayings to write in the card welcoming the new baby. Or you want to find the perfect New Baby Sayings to use in an announcement or a toast commemorating the occasion. Most people don’t just have New Baby Sayings rolling off of their tongues because it’s not every day that you have to come up with clever and witty new baby sayings.
Well don’t worry, you have found what you were looking for. So far this website has over 40 New Baby Sayings and Baby Card Sayings that we’ve collected from celebrities, authors, poets, comedians, and history – and our collection is growing. Browse the six New Baby Sayings that are listed below; then click on the links to our other posts or to our home page to continue looking through our lists of Baby Card Sayings.
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6 More New Baby Sayings
A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
~Anonymous
Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy’s heart instead of her tummy.
~Anonymous
A new baby is like the beginning of all things
wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.
~Eda J. Le Shan
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
~Elizabeth Stone
A little boy, Precious is he and oh so sweet! Tiny hands and adorable feet!
~Unknown
Ten fingers, Ten toes
She’s laughter and teardrops
So small and brand new
And amazingly angelic
She’s sent to bless you
She’s one special Baby
The best of life’s treasure
And will grant and bless you
Many hours of great pleasure.
~Unknown
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Funny Quotes About New Babies
Posted on May 5, 2008
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In keeping with our mission to build the best collection of New Baby Sayings and Baby Card Sayings on the internet, we bring you this list of humorous new baby sayings from comedians Jerry Seinfeld and Stephen Wright, singer Loretta Lynn, and baseball player Jimmy Piersal. New Baby Sayings, Baby Card Sayings, New Baby Sayings, Baby Card Sayings
5 Funny New Baby Sayings
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender,
but you don’t have a top for it.
~Jerry Seinfeld
[on how to diaper a baby]
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.
Then fold second base down to home
and set the baby on the pitcher’s mound.
Put first base and third together,
bring up home plate and pin the three together.
Of course, in case of rain,
you gotta call the game and start all over again.
~Jimmy Piersal
I didn’t know how babies were made until
I was pregnant with my fourth child.
~Loretta Lynn
Babies don’t need a vacation but I still see them at the beach.
I’ll go over to them and say,
‘What are you doing here? You’ve never worked a day in your life!’
~Stephen Wright
My friend has a baby.
I’m recording all the noises he makes
so later I can ask him what he meant.
~Stephen Wright
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New Baby Card Sayings
Posted on May 3, 2008
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Life has just started for a new baby, and life is about to get really interesting for the new parents. They will fondly remember their Pre-Baby life and, from time to time, look back longingly on the carefree outings with old buddies. But we know they wouldn’t trade their fresh new family for anything in the world, and that they will have just as much, if not more, fun now.
To help commemorate the beginning of this new chapter in life you’ll need just the right New Baby Sayings to spark your poetic creativity. In this post, and in several of our others, we have selected some quotes from celebrities and authors to inspire your New Baby Sayings.
It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into.
~Terri Guillemets
The joy of having a baby today can only be expressed in two words: tax deduction.
~Anonymous
When babies look beyond you and giggle, maybe they’re seeing angels.
~Eileen Elias Freeman, The Angels’ Little Instruction Book
There are three reasons for breast-feeding:
the milk is always at the right temperature;
it comes in attractive containers;
and the cat can’t get it.
~Irena Chalmers
[After having twice been a surrogate mother]
I think I’m going into retirement.
Any more babies coming from me are going to be keepers.
~Shannon Boff
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Literary Quotations and Sayings for New Baby Cards
Posted on April 21, 2008
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Sometimes the arrival of a new baby can leave us so astonished and overcome with joy that it’s difficult to come up with appropriate words to describe the occasion. Lucky for us, many of history’s greatest wordsmiths found the inspiration to capture just the right thoughts. Some of these new baby sayings are listed below for your benefit. You can use these sayings to write the inscription on the inside of a card, to make a toast, or to accompany a gift for the new baby.
Only a baby small,
Dropt from the skies;
Small, but how dear to us
God knoweth best.
~Matthias Barr
Babies…are angels of God in disguise
His sunlight still gleams in their tresses
His glory still gleams in their eyes.
~Charles M. Dickinson
May the blessing of Life await you…may the sun of glory shine around you. and may the gates of plenty, honor and happiness be ever open to you.
~Charles Dickens
Of all created things, the loveliest and most divine are children.
~William Canton
Life is a flame that is always burning itself out, but it catches fire again every time a child is born.
~George Bernard Shaw
A baby’s feet, like sea-shells pink
Might tempt, should heaven see meet,
An angel’s lips to kiss, we think,
A baby’s feet.
~Algernon Charles Swinburne
Lo, children are a heritage of the Lord:
and the fruit of the womb is his reward.
~Psalm 127:3
I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us.
~Charles Dickens
Ye Sun, Moon, Stars, all ye that move in the heavens, I bid you hear me! Into your midst has come a new life. Make its path smooth, that it may reach the brow of the first hill.
~Indian Prayer
Watch over thy child, O Lord, as his days increase; bless and guide him…Strengthen him when he stands; comfort him when discouraged or sorrowful; raise him up if he fall; and in his heart may thy peace which passeth understanding abide all the days of his life…
~Book of Common Prayer
The sweetest flowers in all the world-A baby’s hands.
~Algernon Charles Swinburne
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New Baby Sayings from a Dog-Tired Daddy
Posted on February 3, 2008
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OK, here are some new baby sayings I created in the first few days, weeks, and months after we brought our new baby twins home from the hospital. We’ll call it New Baby Sayings from a Dog-Tired Daddy.
On the first night, they were awake ALL NIGHT LONG, so of course, we were too. Then, just as the first hint of sunlight made its way into the nursery, they both fell into a deep sleep. Exhausted and delirious I walked downstairs and said to my in-laws, “They spent the whole night sucking fluid out of my wife and then went to sleep as soon as the sun rose. I think they’re vampires!”
When you’ve got new babies for some reason you just get a real big kick out of making them laugh. The proliferation of laughing baby videos on You Tube is proof of that. So, in my sleep deprived state, I came up with a whole bunch of new baby sayings that made the babies and me laugh while my wife just gazed at me with a look that said, “I love you but you’re no comedian.” Here are two that I can remember:
When changing a messy diaper I would say in a dramatic voice as if I were a WWII bombardier releasing a load of explosives over Germany, “Poooooops Away!!!” The kids had no idea what it meant but they laughed hysterically and so did I.
When trying to get one of them to burp, I would hold the kid on my chest with their arms draped over my left shoulder, and while patting them on the back and doing gentle, deep knee bends and hopping up and down I would chant, “Gimee a burpy urpy wurpy! Gimee a burpy urpy wurpy!” Again, no real wit involved, but to an infant it’s comedy gold.
As they got a little bit older and we began feeding them baby food, they quickly learned that they could extort goofy entertainment from me by refusing to open their mouths for each bite unless I performed to their satisfaction. My repertoire included several silly faces, a variety of aborigine-like clicking noises, my rendition of the Wiggles’ “Hot Potato” or “Fruit Salad” songs, dog and cat imitations, and saying, “For the love of all that is pure and holy I beg you to eat this food quickly so we can all take a nap!!”
When I discovered how quiet and sleepy they became when swaddled very tightly, I quickly became the family expert on this baby wrapping technique. I held popular and widely attended seminars on the proper method for securing a squirming baby in a snug little blanket. And I still refer to a well swaddled baby as a “Baby Burrito.”
But perhaps the most memorable new baby saying that is burned indelibly into my brain stems from an event which is so horrifically yucky that I will spare you the finer details. Suffice it to say that the incident in which they were unattended for a few minutes and simultaneously discovered how to remove and vigorously swing their soiled diapers will always be known as “Poopapalooza!”
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More Quotable New Baby Sayings for New Baby Cards
Posted on February 2, 2008
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We’ve collected a few more quotes here about new babies. You might choose to use one of these new baby sayings in a new baby card that you make by hand or create on-line. Or they might inspire you to create your own new baby sayings for a new baby card.
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.
~Author Unknown
When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be.
~James Matthew Barrie
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
~Matthew Broderick
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Quotable New Baby Sayings for New Baby Cards
Posted on January 19, 2008
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We’ve gathered a few quotes here about new babies. You might choose to use one of these new baby sayings in a new baby card that you make by hand or create on-line. Or they might inspire you to create your own new baby saying for a new baby card.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
~Leo J. Burke
The moment a child is born,
the mother is also born.
She never existed before.
The woman existed, but the mother, never.
A mother is something absolutely new.
~Rajneesh
Every child begins the world again….
~Henry David Thoreau
A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.
~Carl Sandburg
Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful.
~Charles Osgood
Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they’re already asleep.
~H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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Making Your Own Greeting Cards for New Baby
Posted on January 15, 2008
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The website making-greeting-cards.com has some clever ideas, photos, and step-by-step instructions for do-it-yourself new baby cards. Paste the link http://www.making-greeting-cards.com/ into your browser for Tips, Techniques, Templates Download, Step By Step Instructions On Cardmaking.
Also learn how to Make Yourself Into A Cartoon which can add a neat effect to your cardmaking.
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Creative Stamped New Baby Card
Posted on January 15, 2008
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Check out this link to view an example of a creative new baby card from a self proclaimed stamping junkie.
http://stampingmathilda.blogspot.com/2007/12/baby-card.html
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Upscale New Baby Cards from Papyrus
Posted on January 9, 2008
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One place to buy really nice new baby cards to congratulate new parents and welcome the new baby is Papyrus. They have stores in 170 locations and you can order directly from their website.
Many of their new baby cards are made by hand and include materials that you will not find on typical greeting cards. For example, two of the cards include very small baby outfits on hangers. The card for a new baby boy has a pair of tiny, blue, cloth overalls on a miniature clothes hanger, suspended from a blue ribbon. The card for a new baby girl has a tiny, pink, cloth dress suspended from a pink ribbon. Most of their New Baby Cards have some kind of moveable, three dimensional object added to them and / or include a cloth fabric, stitching, or fringe. You can also choose from some pre-written new baby sayings or insert your own.
Sending Papyrus New Baby Cards will show that you put time and thought into your message. Your new baby cards will stand out from all the rest and will probably be displayed and remembered for quite a while. These new baby cards are a high class way to welcome a new arrival.
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