Even More Baby Card Sayings and New Baby Sayings
Posted on May 31, 2008
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You’ve probably landed on this page because you know somebody who just had, or is about to have a new baby and you’re looking for Baby Card Sayings to write in the card welcoming the new baby. Or you want to find the perfect New Baby Sayings to use in an announcement or a toast commemorating the occasion. Most people don’t just have New Baby Sayings rolling off of their tongues because it’s not every day that you have to come up with clever and witty new baby sayings.
Well don’t worry, you have found what you were looking for. So far this website has over 40 New Baby Sayings and Baby Card Sayings that we’ve collected from celebrities, authors, poets, comedians, and history – and our collection is growing. Browse the six New Baby Sayings that are listed below; then click on the links to our other posts or to our home page to continue looking through our lists of Baby Card Sayings.
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6 More New Baby Sayings
A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
~Anonymous
Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy’s heart instead of her tummy.
~Anonymous
A new baby is like the beginning of all things
wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.
~Eda J. Le Shan
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
~Elizabeth Stone
A little boy, Precious is he and oh so sweet! Tiny hands and adorable feet!
~Unknown
Ten fingers, Ten toes
She’s laughter and teardrops
So small and brand new
And amazingly angelic
She’s sent to bless you
She’s one special Baby
The best of life’s treasure
And will grant and bless you
Many hours of great pleasure.
~Unknown
Browse 5 other posts with lots of New Baby Sayings:
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Funny Quotes About New Babies
Posted on May 5, 2008
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In keeping with our mission to build the best collection of New Baby Sayings and Baby Card Sayings on the internet, we bring you this list of humorous new baby sayings from comedians Jerry Seinfeld and Stephen Wright, singer Loretta Lynn, and baseball player Jimmy Piersal. New Baby Sayings, Baby Card Sayings, New Baby Sayings, Baby Card Sayings
5 Funny New Baby Sayings
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender,
but you don’t have a top for it.
~Jerry Seinfeld
[on how to diaper a baby]
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.
Then fold second base down to home
and set the baby on the pitcher’s mound.
Put first base and third together,
bring up home plate and pin the three together.
Of course, in case of rain,
you gotta call the game and start all over again.
~Jimmy Piersal
I didn’t know how babies were made until
I was pregnant with my fourth child.
~Loretta Lynn
Babies don’t need a vacation but I still see them at the beach.
I’ll go over to them and say,
‘What are you doing here? You’ve never worked a day in your life!’
~Stephen Wright
My friend has a baby.
I’m recording all the noises he makes
so later I can ask him what he meant.
~Stephen Wright
Browse 5 other posts with lots of New Baby Sayings:
Cute Baby Sayings 1
Sweet Baby Sayings 2
Baby Shower Sayings 3
New Baby Sayings 4
Cute Baby Sayings 5
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New Baby Card Sayings
Posted on May 3, 2008
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Life has just started for a new baby, and life is about to get really interesting for the new parents. They will fondly remember their Pre-Baby life and, from time to time, look back longingly on the carefree outings with old buddies. But we know they wouldn’t trade their fresh new family for anything in the world, and that they will have just as much, if not more, fun now.
To help commemorate the beginning of this new chapter in life you’ll need just the right New Baby Sayings to spark your poetic creativity. In this post, and in several of our others, we have selected some quotes from celebrities and authors to inspire your New Baby Sayings.
It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into.
~Terri Guillemets
The joy of having a baby today can only be expressed in two words: tax deduction.
~Anonymous
When babies look beyond you and giggle, maybe they’re seeing angels.
~Eileen Elias Freeman, The Angels’ Little Instruction Book
There are three reasons for breast-feeding:
the milk is always at the right temperature;
it comes in attractive containers;
and the cat can’t get it.
~Irena Chalmers
[After having twice been a surrogate mother]
I think I’m going into retirement.
Any more babies coming from me are going to be keepers.
~Shannon Boff
See 4 more posts on New Baby Sayings:
New Baby Sayings 1
Baby Card Sayings 2
Sweet Baby Sayings 3
Cute Baby Sayings 4
