New Baby Card Sayings http://newbabysavingsguide.com Find just the right words for the arrival of a new baby. Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:08:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 en Words from a Very Lucky Daddy to All New Parents http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/07/31/words-from-a-very-lucky-daddy-to-all-new-parents/ http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/07/31/words-from-a-very-lucky-daddy-to-all-new-parents/#comments Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:25:50 +0000 admin http://newbabysavingsguide.com/?p=35 As a lucky Daddy of twins, I find it easy to be inspired with words for new baby sayings and baby card sayings. Here are a few thoughts that I think are appropriate for any new parent welcoming a new baby. Feel free to use all or some of it for your baby card sayings and new baby sayings.

You have been entrusted with a fantastic treasure
and an awesome responsibility.
God has chosen you to protect, nurture,
and guide this innocent life.

There will be times that you wonder
if you’re the right person for the job
(every new parent does).

Your emotions, your patience, your stamina,
your virtue, your selflessness, and the very core
of your character will all be tested over the years.

You are worthy of the task.

And as your reward, you will come to know love
that it was not possible for you to even imagine
before you became a parent.

You will be amazed by the things your baby
seems to already know by instinct.
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You will get to witness and take part in
the astonishing miracles that take place as your child
grows and learns from you and from the world.

And you will be awed by the feeling that you get
when God sprinkles in those moments for you
to simply hold your child close and love.

God put this child in the right hands.

You have the tools you need.
You are ready for the trials and
you are ready for the joy.

Congratulations and welcome to parenthood!

May God continue to bless you, your new baby, and your whole family.

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]]> http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/07/31/words-from-a-very-lucky-daddy-to-all-new-parents/feed/ New Baby Sayings about First, Second, and Third Babies http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/07/18/new-baby-sayings-about-first-second-and-third-babies/ http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/07/18/new-baby-sayings-about-first-second-and-third-babies/#comments Sat, 19 Jul 2008 03:45:14 +0000 admin http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/07/18/new-baby-sayings-about-first-second-and-third-babies/ Having a new baby changes everything. But the way you handle being a parent also changes with each new baby. Here are some new baby sayings about the ways having a second and third child is different from having your first. These new baby sayings will make for funny conversation starters or baby card sayings the next time you’re celebrating the arrival of a new baby.

Preparing for Birth
FIRST BABY:  She practices breathing religiously.
SECOND BABY:  She doesn’t bother practicing because she remembers the last time, breathing didn’t do a thing.
THIRD BABY:  She asks for an epidural in the 8th month.

Clothes of the Mom-to-Be
FIRST BABY:  She begins wearing maternity clothes as soon as the OB/GYN confirms the pregnancy.
SECOND BABY:  She wears her regular clothes for as long as possible.
THIRD BABY:  Maternity clothes ARE her regular clothes.

Worries
FIRST BABY:  At the first sign of distress - a whimper, a frown – the parents pick up the baby.
SECOND BABY:  They pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake the firstborn.
THIRD BABY:  They teach the 3-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.

The Layette
FIRST BABY:  The newborn’s clothes are carefully pre-washed with special delicate detergent, color-coordinated, and folded neatly in the baby’s little bureau.
SECOND BABY:  She checks to make sure that the clothes are clean and discards only the ones with the darkest stains.
THIRD BABY:  Boys can wear pink, can’t they?

Diapering
FIRST BABY:  The baby’s diapers are changed every hour, whether they need it or not.
SECOND BABY:  The diaper is changed every 2 to 3 hours, if needed.
THIRD BABY:  The parents try to time the changing of diapers before others start to complain about the smell or it starts sagging to the knees.

Pacifier
FIRST BABY:  If the pacifier falls on the floor, they put it away until they can go home and wash and boil it.
SECOND BABY:  When the pacifier falls on the floor, they squirt it off with some juice from the baby’s bottle.
THIRD BABY:  A quick wipe off on the shirt and just pop it back in.

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]]> http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/07/18/new-baby-sayings-about-first-second-and-third-babies/feed/ Welcome to the New Baby Card Sayings site! http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/07/13/welcome-to-the-new-baby-card-sayings-site/ http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/07/13/welcome-to-the-new-baby-card-sayings-site/#comments Sun, 13 Jul 2008 14:27:46 +0000 admin http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/07/13/welcome-to-the-new-baby-card-sayings-site/ This website is devoted to new baby sayings and baby card sayings.  If you know someone who is about to have or just had a new baby and you have to come up with a toast, something clever to say, or a thoughtful inscription for a handwritten note or card, New Baby Card Sayings is the place to look.

Click here to go to our home page and browse through our posts which include more than 50 different New Baby Sayings and Baby Card Sayings for your reference.

]]> http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/07/13/welcome-to-the-new-baby-card-sayings-site/feed/ Even More Baby Card Sayings and New Baby Sayings http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/05/31/even-more-baby-card-sayings-and-new-baby-sayings/ http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/05/31/even-more-baby-card-sayings-and-new-baby-sayings/#comments Sat, 31 May 2008 15:12:26 +0000 admin http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/05/31/even-more-baby-card-sayings-and-new-baby-sayings/ You’ve probably landed on this page because you know somebody who just had, or is about to have a new baby and you’re looking for Baby Card Sayings to write in the card welcoming the new baby. Or you want to find the perfect New Baby Sayings to use in an announcement or a toast commemorating the occasion. Most people don’t just have New Baby Sayings rolling off of their tongues because it’s not every day that you have to come up with clever and witty new baby sayings.

Well don’t worry, you have found what you were looking for. So far this website has over 40 New Baby Sayings and Baby Card Sayings that we’ve collected from celebrities, authors, poets, comedians, and history – and our collection is growing. Browse the six New Baby Sayings that are listed below; then click on the links to our other posts or to our home page to continue looking through our lists of Baby Card Sayings.

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6 More New Baby Sayings

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
~Anonymous

Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy’s heart instead of her tummy.
~Anonymous

A new baby is like the beginning of all things
wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.
~Eda J. Le Shan

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
~Elizabeth Stone

A little boy, Precious is he and oh so sweet! Tiny hands and adorable feet!
~Unknown

Ten fingers, Ten toes
She’s laughter and teardrops
So small and brand new
And amazingly angelic
She’s sent to bless you
She’s one special Baby
The best of life’s treasure
And will grant and bless you
Many hours of great pleasure.
~Unknown

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]]> http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/05/31/even-more-baby-card-sayings-and-new-baby-sayings/feed/ Funny Quotes About New Babies http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/05/05/funny-quotes-about-new-babies/ http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/05/05/funny-quotes-about-new-babies/#comments Mon, 05 May 2008 22:46:33 +0000 admin http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/05/05/funny-quotes-about-new-babies/ In keeping with our mission to build the best collection of New Baby Sayings and Baby Card Sayings on the internet, we bring you this list of humorous new baby sayings from comedians Jerry Seinfeld and Stephen Wright, singer Loretta Lynn, and baseball player Jimmy Piersal. New Baby Sayings, Baby Card Sayings, New Baby Sayings, Baby Card Sayings

5 Funny New Baby Sayings

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender,
but you don’t have a top for it.
~Jerry Seinfeld

[on how to diaper a baby]
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.
Then fold second base down to home
and set the baby on the pitcher’s mound.
Put first base and third together,
bring up home plate and pin the three together.
Of course, in case of rain,
you gotta call the game and start all over again.
~Jimmy Piersal

I didn’t know how babies were made until
I was pregnant with my fourth child.
~Loretta Lynn

Babies don’t need a vacation but I still see them at the beach.
I’ll go over to them and say,
‘What are you doing here?  You’ve never worked a day in your life!’
~Stephen Wright

My friend has a baby.
I’m recording all the noises he makes
so later I can ask him what he meant.
~Stephen Wright

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]]> http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/05/05/funny-quotes-about-new-babies/feed/ New Baby Card Sayings http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/05/03/new-baby-card-sayings/ http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/05/03/new-baby-card-sayings/#comments Sun, 04 May 2008 01:36:32 +0000 admin http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/05/03/new-baby-card-sayings/ Life has just started for a new baby, and life is about to get really interesting for the new parents.  They will fondly remember their Pre-Baby life and, from time to time, look back longingly on the carefree outings with old buddies.  But we know they wouldn’t trade their fresh new family for anything in the world, and that they will have just as much, if not more, fun now.

To help commemorate the beginning of this new chapter in life you’ll need just the right New Baby Sayings to spark your poetic creativity.  In this post, and in several of our others, we have selected some quotes from celebrities and authors to inspire your New Baby Sayings.

It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into.
~Terri Guillemets

The joy of having a baby today can only be expressed in two words: tax deduction.
~Anonymous

When babies look beyond you and giggle, maybe they’re seeing angels.
~Eileen Elias Freeman, The Angels’ Little Instruction Book

There are three reasons for breast-feeding:
the milk is always at the right temperature;
it comes in attractive containers;
and the cat can’t get it.
~Irena Chalmers

[After having twice been a surrogate mother]
I think I’m going into retirement.
Any more babies coming from me are going to be keepers.
~Shannon Boff

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]]> http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/05/03/new-baby-card-sayings/feed/ Literary Quotations and Sayings for New Baby Cards http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/04/21/literary-quotations-and-sayings-for-new-baby-cards/ http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/04/21/literary-quotations-and-sayings-for-new-baby-cards/#comments Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:03:24 +0000 admin http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/04/21/literary-quotations-and-sayings-for-new-baby-cards/ Sometimes the arrival of a new baby can leave us so astonished and overcome with joy that it’s difficult to come up with appropriate words to describe the occasion.  Lucky for us, many of history’s greatest wordsmiths found the inspiration to capture just the right thoughts.  Some of these new baby sayings are listed below for your benefit.  You can use these sayings to write the inscription on the inside of a card, to make a toast, or to accompany a gift for the new baby.

Only a baby small,
Dropt from the skies;
Small, but how dear to us
God knoweth best.
~Matthias Barr

Babies…are angels of God in disguise
His sunlight still gleams in their tresses
His glory still gleams in their eyes.
~Charles M. Dickinson

May the blessing of Life await you…may the sun of glory shine around you. and may the gates of plenty, honor and happiness be ever open to you.
~Charles Dickens

Of all created things, the loveliest and most divine are children.
~William Canton

Life is a flame that is always burning itself out, but it catches fire again every time a child is born.
~George Bernard Shaw

A baby’s feet, like sea-shells pink
Might tempt, should heaven see meet,
An angel’s lips to kiss, we think,
A baby’s feet.
~Algernon Charles Swinburne

Lo, children are a heritage of the Lord:
and the fruit of the womb is his reward.
~Psalm 127:3

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us.
~Charles Dickens

Ye Sun, Moon, Stars, all ye that move in the heavens, I bid you hear me! Into your midst has come a new life. Make its path smooth, that it may reach the brow of the first hill.
~Indian Prayer

Watch over thy child, O Lord, as his days increase; bless and guide him…Strengthen him when he stands; comfort him when discouraged or sorrowful; raise him up if he fall; and in his heart may thy peace which passeth understanding abide all the days of his life…
~Book of Common Prayer

The sweetest flowers in all the world-A baby’s hands.
~Algernon Charles Swinburne

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]]> http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/04/21/literary-quotations-and-sayings-for-new-baby-cards/feed/ New Baby Sayings from a Dog-Tired Daddy http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/02/03/new-baby-sayings-from-a-dog-tired-daddy/ http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/02/03/new-baby-sayings-from-a-dog-tired-daddy/#comments Sun, 03 Feb 2008 20:55:19 +0000 admin http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/02/03/new-baby-sayings-from-a-dog-tired-daddy/ OK, here are some new baby sayings I created in the first few days, weeks, and months after we brought our new baby twins home from the hospital.  We’ll call it New Baby Sayings from a Dog-Tired Daddy.

On the first night, they were awake ALL NIGHT LONG, so of course, we were too.  Then, just as the first hint of sunlight made its way into the nursery, they both fell into a deep sleep.  Exhausted and delirious I walked downstairs and said to my in-laws, “They spent the whole night sucking fluid out of my wife and then went to sleep as soon as the sun rose.  I think they’re vampires!”

When you’ve got new babies for some reason you just get a real big kick out of making them laugh.  The proliferation of laughing baby videos on You Tube is proof of that.  So, in my sleep deprived state, I came up with a whole bunch of new baby sayings that made the babies and me laugh while my wife just gazed at me with a look that said, “I love you but you’re no comedian.”  Here are two that I can remember:

When changing a messy diaper I would say in a dramatic voice as if I were a WWII bombardier releasing a load of explosives over Germany, “Poooooops Away!!!”  The kids had no idea what it meant but they laughed hysterically and so did I.

When trying to get one of them to burp, I would hold the kid on my chest with their arms draped over my left shoulder, and while patting them on the back and doing gentle, deep knee bends and hopping up and down I would chant, “Gimee a burpy urpy wurpy! Gimee a burpy urpy wurpy!”  Again, no real wit involved, but to an infant it’s comedy gold.

As they got a little bit older and we began feeding them baby food, they quickly learned that they could extort goofy entertainment from me by refusing to open their mouths for each bite unless I performed to their satisfaction.  My repertoire included several silly faces, a variety of aborigine-like clicking noises, my rendition of the Wiggles’ “Hot Potato” or “Fruit Salad” songs, dog and cat imitations, and saying, “For the love of all that is pure and holy I beg you to eat this food quickly so we can all take a nap!!”

When I discovered how quiet and sleepy they became when swaddled very tightly, I quickly became the family expert on this baby wrapping technique.  I held popular and widely attended seminars on the proper method for securing a squirming baby in a snug little blanket.  And I still refer to a well swaddled baby as a “Baby Burrito.”

But perhaps the most memorable new baby saying that is burned indelibly into my brain stems from an event which is so horrifically yucky that I will spare you the finer details.  Suffice it to say that the incident in which they were unattended for a few minutes and simultaneously discovered how to remove and vigorously swing their soiled diapers will always be known as “Poopapalooza!”

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]]> http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/02/03/new-baby-sayings-from-a-dog-tired-daddy/feed/ More Quotable New Baby Sayings for New Baby Cards http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/02/02/more-quotable-new-baby-sayings-for-new-baby-cards/ http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/02/02/more-quotable-new-baby-sayings-for-new-baby-cards/#comments Sat, 02 Feb 2008 16:27:16 +0000 admin http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/02/02/more-quotable-new-baby-sayings-for-new-baby-cards/ We’ve collected a few more quotes here about new babies.  You might choose to use one of these new baby sayings in a new baby card that you make by hand or create on-line.  Or they might inspire you to create your own new baby sayings for a new baby card.

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.
~Author Unknown

When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be.
~James Matthew Barrie

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
~Matthew Broderick

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]]> http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/02/02/more-quotable-new-baby-sayings-for-new-baby-cards/feed/ Quotable New Baby Sayings for New Baby Cards http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/01/19/quotable-new-baby-sayings-for-new-baby-cards/ http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/01/19/quotable-new-baby-sayings-for-new-baby-cards/#comments Sat, 19 Jan 2008 18:46:27 +0000 admin http://newbabysavingsguide.com/2008/01/19/quotable-new-baby-sayings-for-new-baby-cards/ We’ve gathered a few quotes here about new babies.  You might choose to use one of these new baby sayings in a new baby card that you make by hand or create on-line.  Or they might inspire you to create your own new baby saying for a new baby card.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
~Leo J. Burke

The moment a child is born,
the mother is also born.
She never existed before.
The woman existed, but the mother, never.
A mother is something absolutely new.
~Rajneesh

Every child begins the world again….
~Henry David Thoreau

A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.
~Carl Sandburg

Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful.
~Charles Osgood

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they’re already asleep.
~H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

 

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